Hoot.

For ret at byde, lær først at lyde.

Servers down again since this morning until the evening. I wish I could rage quit on you ESO. WORK HARDER, I HATE YOU.

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When a family member asks you to cut the patient’s toe nails

whatweshouldcallnursing2:

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Ohhh my god. This happens so often. 

favoritelittlelyrics:

Tonic, “If You Could Only See”

favoritelittlelyrics:

Tonic, “If You Could Only See”

"Ermagerd Laura, how do you put your lashes on so well. I can barely tell!!"

Step one: buy fake lashes.

Step two: put glue on them and stick them to your face.

Optional step: Try not to cry as you drunkenly peel them off later.

Actually though, why is this a difficult process. Do you have hooves for hands?

Waiting on you, lovelies. 

Waiting on you, lovelies. 

Getting laser eye surgery a year ago was actually one of the best things I ever did. I take my new sight for granted most days, but when I really stop and notice that I’m fucking seeing without glasses/contacts for the first time in 13 years it actually feels like magic. It’s magic people. Laser science magic. 

I couldn’t read normal print unless it was 3-4 inches away from my face. 

Now I see better/farther then most people I know who never needed glasses in their lives.

If you are reading this and are contemplating whether it’s worth it - it’s fucking worth it. Go do it now. Go get a consultation. You’ll never have to wake in the morning blind reaching for your glasses again.

DO IT.

ohhmittens:

MmmmmmmMannimacro pleeeaaassee



I think I’m okay with him stabbing me now.

I think I’m okay with all of this.


Where do I sign up for Molag’Bal’s army?

lobster-mania:

My excuse from now on.

(Source: trekgate, via theinsanerobin)

ON TUESDAY, WHEN MY ‘WEEKEND’ IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK

whatshouldwecallnursing:

I’m just like,

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and my friends with normal jobs are like,

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Actually furious that ESO is down for maintenance right now.

and she’ll always bring you home.

(Source: theycallmekirk, via theinsanerobin)

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

(via lulubonanza)

(Source: ungifable, via encourage)

Uhh

Okay so the amount of force the intermediate kick boxers can put forth hurts just to watch. When they’re on bags the sound of them hitting the pads resonates past every other sound in the room.

And oh, I got to spar with one.

And by got to, I actually mean had to, because we were odd numbers.

She warned me she’d be hitting hard and I’d really have to push into her throws. Fucking understatement.

But still halfway through pyramid kicks she kicked a bit low and the pad went straight into my jaw. People, I saw my life flash before my eyes. She didn’t even kick me directly and still my teeth hit up into my jaw and I actually had to work really hard not to be a whiney bitch and cry afterwards. 

BUT, the upside of sparring with an instructor, is in turn, I did the best throws I’ve ever done since I started class, and also got a one-on-one on doing proper elbow strikes. I haven’t been going very long, but the improvements in my own strength and definition in my muscles, specifically in my arms and abdominals, is definitely showing. More than when I used to go to the gym for an hour and a half every day. I feel like I wasted so much time now.

But JESUS, when will my swing kicks start sounding like a mini nuke just went off?!?

I can only play the RoS campaign with all my max levelled heros. This is absolute bullshit. I want to level my crusader and warrior in the new campaign. 

Blizzard, I hate you.