Do anyone else’s parents like to act as commentator for everything happening on television?
Also do your parents like to ask questions aloud without actually directing them to you, but then get offended when you don’t answer?
These are the reasons why I find the next way out of the room when my mom tries to watch TV with me.>
More people need to discover the legit crazy fun of tabletop gaming.>
Servers down again since this morning until the evening. I wish I could rage quit on you ESO. WORK HARDER, I HATE YOU.
When a family member asks you to cut the patient’s toe nails
Ohhh my god. This happens so often.>
Tonic, “If You Could Only See”
"Ermagerd Laura, how do you put your lashes on so well. I can barely tell!!"
Step one: buy fake lashes.
Step two: put glue on them and stick them to your face.
Optional step: Try not to cry as you drunkenly peel them off later.
Actually though, why is this a difficult process. Do you have hooves for hands?>
Waiting on you, lovelies.
Getting laser eye surgery a year ago was actually one of the best things I ever did. I take my new sight for granted most days, but when I really stop and notice that I’m fucking seeing without glasses/contacts for the first time in 13 years it actually feels like magic. It’s magic people. Laser science magic.
I couldn’t read normal print unless it was 3-4 inches away from my face.
Now I see better/farther then most people I know who never needed glasses in their lives.
If you are reading this and are contemplating whether it’s worth it - it’s fucking worth it. Go do it now. Go get a consultation. You’ll never have to wake in the morning blind reaching for your glasses again.
I think I’m okay with him stabbing me now.
I think I’m okay with all of this.
Where do I sign up for Molag’Bal’s army?
ON TUESDAY, WHEN MY ‘WEEKEND’ IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK
I’m just like,
and my friends with normal jobs are like,
Actually furious that ESO is down for maintenance right now.>